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*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *Sneezes*

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

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guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

Everything is coming back to me, the True…

tagged as
Billy Crystal and John Goodman
Put That Thing Back Where It Came From or So Help Me!
Monsters, Inc. OST

finding-him-isalliwant:

catnippackets:

fuckyeahassortedstuff:

with-a-heart-full-of-wine:

arthurdarvillismyspiritanimal:

g0ne-blotto:

Put That Thing Back Where It Came From or So Help Me! | Monsters, Inc. OST

omfg

y e s

you have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this

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This makes me unimaginably happy

Yessssssss

lulz-time:

dapperstiel:

villains are so polite, asking permission. 

it’s because

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This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

superstunfisk:

neopuff:

I was looking through an old Nick Mag and I found all these Nickelodeon characters drawn in Butch Hartman’s style :P Cuuuteness. I love Drake and Josh hahahaha

(also WHOA, he gave zoey brown eyes! ive never seen brown eyes in BH style before)

petition to have Butch Hartman animate every show ever